I'm not going to bother any further. Obviously wouldn't be able to prove I was fired unless I had a tape of the event, and the whole thing's just stressing me and my folks all to hell. It's not worth it.
Still looking for work. Doesn't seem like anybody's hiring at the moment; the curse of living in small town Kansas. If I haven't found anything by next month, my dad and uncle will have me helping them with a few houses in need of repair.